Sunday, August 9, 2015
I Can Hear Them, Crawling On The Floor At Night
The following is based on real events. No names were changed as no one is innocent or in need of protection. The pictures that follow are artist renderings....and I use the term artist EXTREMELY loosely.
As of the writing of this entry I am simply lucky to be alive. I hope what is being recorded in the following passage is not the final thoughts and writings I’ll ever record…but if they are; it’s been a good life. This fear of impending death consumes me as a result of an altercation I had in the hallway of my apartment building, and two subsequent events.
Returning home the other day, late…like 9pm…I was in a tired haze when I saw him. I live on the 3rd floor and our paths crossed as I came off the stairs onto the 2nd floor landing. He was huge, a hulking figure so large that it took my brain more than second to process what I was truly looking at. Was I imagining it? Did I get beaten and mugged and this was some sort of dream as I lay dying in a puddle of blood and wash water? No…it was really happening.
The biggest spider I’ve ever seen staring me down. Though I heard no voice I know he issued a telepathic threat. His un-wavering stance made his intentions very clear; he would not yield. I knew he was going to follow me, into my home, into my bed, and eat me. There was only one logical option – a preemptive strike. The first salvo fired was my foot in an attempt to crush him; but I was half too slow, and half lost my nerve when I realized that as my foot was going down his legs were still on either side of my sandal (see my highly skilled drawing just left). I was sure he’d pick me up and throw me like a lee rag doll (lee – Creole for “wee” or small).
He jetted to my left seeking refuge between the floor and a railing. I took off my sandal and quickly fired a second salvo – once again too late as he slipped under the railing and out of sight. Since then two of his cronies have made feeble attempts on my life.
They were much smaller, but gray and hairy and had ferocious fangs…so still imposing (pictured just right). The first attacker died at the hands of my body guard, Gaylynn. His assault was made in broad daylight at the dive shop; I cried, Gaylynn squashed him with her bare hand ninja action…laughed at me and called me a baby. The second was bigger than the first, today it came at me, once again in the shop…no Gaylynn here to save me, and he got away from my pathetically thrown water bottle, stealthily disappearing in the cracks of the wall.
He’ll come again. I’m sure the bounty on my head is high; perhaps 3 flies and cricket I’ve heard some say. But it matters not – they’ll never find my treasure.
Some ask how I sleep at night knowing doors don’t stop these fiends – well I’ll tell how…in the dark, my eyes closed, hugging a body pillow.